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Uncle Pappy's Trading Post

"Keep Your Crumpets" Women's Racerback Tanktop

"Keep Your Crumpets" Women's Racerback Tanktop

Regular price $23.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $23.50 USD
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In 1776, George Washington defeated the English and sent them back to their gray, rainy homeland across the Atlantic. There's no better way to celebrate that in the Landadafree than with Uncle Pappy's "Keep your crumpets in communist England" t-shirt. It features our triumphant first president, George Washington, riding an alligator, brandishing the beautiful stars and stripes for all the world to see. These shirts are soft, comfortable, and damn inspiring sister.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼
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